Location, Location, Location

Overheard at breakfast this morning:

Young woman, wearing dark sunglasses, approximately 10:30 in the morning at my local diner with a male companion. She looked a little scruffy, he was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

She ordered a coffee and a screwdriver. Her companion preempted their waitress and said it was too early for her to order a drink. Her mouth twisted a little and she said, "No it's not."

He said, "You can't order alcohol before noon on Sunday, it's the law."

She looked at him for a second then asked, "What state are we in?"

Cheers!